"Okay, class! 3/12 of our household is puking. What percentage is that? 25%, very good! Whoops! The school just called and told us to come get a puking teenager. Now what percentage of our household is throwing up?? 33%, excellent! Okay, so now that you've got the math part, let's add in some Scientific Method, and a little psychology! Does anyone have a hypothesis, that's a theory or a guess, as to what the tipping point for Mommy is?? 6/12ths? 8/12ths?? Now for a variable: does your answer change is MOMMY is one of the sick people? Why or why not? All righty then, everyone take a break while I go switch the laundry and refill the Gatorade sippies for the ill folks."
In case you ever thought my life was glamorous, let me assure you, at 2 a.m. when I was cleaning puddles of macaroni & cheese off the carpet, it was not.
As long as *I* don't get sick, or behind on the laundry, everything's going to be okay.